Urban Beekeeping, The New Buzz on the Street.
Well now I know what it’s like to put your soul on the line and flog your wares at a market stall. After several long days making candles, tying ribbons in fiddly bows, choosing plants that had perfect petals, sourcing oversized playing cards for the Alice in Wonderland theme and getting out wads of cash for all that change I would need I ended up selling nine items. Yes, nine, and most of those were bought by my lovely friends who I’m sure took pity on me.
Whilst I’m loving this springtime weather, why did the sun have to come out on my big day? Bar a couple of old ladies who came in for some cheap tea, everyone had stripped down a la English and escaped to the park, leaving me to man my overstocked stall and contemplate what on earth I was going to do with a stash of crockery. It was so dead that I thought about food even more that usual and ended up scoffing the French Fancies that were there for display on my cake plate. While I’m on the subject, can I just say how disappointing they were. I remember these little pastel coloured delicacies being indulgent treats when I was at University but they are absolutely vile. I had to try each colour just to make sure and rest assured, they are all equally disgusting. Thankfully my lovely friends [who have earnt serious brownie points] were waiting for me at the pub with a pint of pear cider so I packed up with my tail between my legs, put it down to the weather and sunk a few instead. For those of you who were down the park, here are some pictures of the stall:

All this lovely weather has got me thinking about how lucky I am to be at home actively seeking work and it’s all I can do to keep myself from writing smug comments next to friends Facebook updates about how trapped they are in the office. Today, I thought I’d take my laptop outside and write this article in the garden. It was a good idea in theory apart from the fact that I couldn’t see the screen and an annoying child was playing swingball next door. There were building works going on two doors along, a dog pining for its owners and then the dustmen have arrived. So I’ve returned indoors, but none of this will spoil my smug, zen-like state of mind.
Today I’m thinking about the birds and the bees and, no, it’s not going to be that kind of article but one about urban beekeeping. Have I lost you all now? As my partner Matt is the son of a beekeeper, I have started to learn a thing or two about these furry little insects and as some of you probably already know, they are the bees knees – excuse the pun but it’s been estimated that the honeybee contributes around £150m annually to the economy and that without them the food chain would collapse.
Although the number of honeybees have fallen drastically in recent years, urban beekeeping is getting very trendy so hopefully us city folk will keep them going… even if does mean a new breed of bees who’ll have blackened lungs and live in fear of being mugged. I hope those Queen bees get streetwise quickly and adopt phrases like ‘girlfriend, you aint stealing my honey’ otherwise there’s no hope for them. In fact, honey is thought to taste better and be more varied in urban areas because the bees have a greater diversity of trees and flowers. Places like Fortnum and Mason have got in on the act and have set up rooftop hives in Piccadilly and Samuel L Jackson bought Scarlett Johansson a beehive for a wedding present. A proper beehive, not a hairdo, that is.
I have to say, I didn’t really get how you’d even begin to go about keeping bees in the city. After all, if you’re lucky enough to have any outside space it’s probably just about big enough to swing a cat, let alone a beehive. But it is doable and help is at hand.



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